12/07/2004 Entry: "Martha Stewart's Xmas Slippers"
 

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Dear Friends,

Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to make
bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles;
Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over
to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; and Environmentally safe.

Happiest of holidays........

Martha Stewart
Inmate 55170-054

m_stewarts_slippers (40k image)


Replies: 2 comments

hahaha, nasty, can only come from you D. :-P

- boy @ 12/23/2004 01:15 PM PST


My Goodness! I'm sure it comes in two colors: red and white.

- InnerChild @ 12/23/2004 12:39 PM PST



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