Thursday, July 21, 2005

the eye lashes that gets in my eye...always disappears. whenever i reach in to take it out...its gone after a few blinks. so i ignore it and continue whatever im doing. however often times my eye lashes will reappear in my eye as a group of 4-5 lashes together.

just this morning...i found 3 lashes on my left eye and 5 in my right eye. i think all that water that went in my eye yesterday from swimming...musta triggered it to surface. isn't that just so weird???

- girl @ 09:18 AM PST [Link]
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Tea Leaf Reading

I shared some of my tea leafs with my coworkers today and one of them jokingly said we should have our tea leaf fortune read. So due to our curiousity, we looked it up online after we were all finished with our tea. It totally shocked me. One of my coworkers were just talking about how one of her friends weren't being a true friend to her....and after she finished her tea she told me it looked like a cat and we looked it up online and it defined it as a "false friend"....

My reading wasnt so interesting because I wasn't able to determine what MINE meant. I saw a Big Heart and a small Heart ....and HEART in tea leaf reading...meant pleasure, love, trust....I guess that was kinda obvious since we normally associate HEART with those things anyway.

Well next time you have a cup of tea. Let me know what your tea leafs mean =)

- girl @ 09:21 PM PST [Link]
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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

THis makes perfect sense to me although Ass Kissing is really not my thing!!! But I've definitely seen it WORK.

(email forward that my friend sent me)

- girl @ 08:21 AM PST [Link]
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